"I am a god damn zebra in a pony farm"
"How old was I? I was so young I had soft skin"
R
"nah, he wasn’t even 3 seconds.. it was 1, 2. not even a Mississippi."
| D: | It feels like years
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| R: | What?
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| D: | I meant ears. I am talking about the handles on this cup. |
"Pull out the questionnaire before you pull out the penis"
R
"we are all in the same dance floor. Keep moving your feet and don’t step on mine"
D on dating
"They can smell I am too old"
S
"- You and your abercrombie boys.
- Those are Ralph Lauren actually"
"- he thinks he is so good. he acts like a porn star
- he has the personality of a sock"
"Those girls are lame. They hold the illusion of cool to the outsiders but I’ve walked indoors, it’s an empty house"
SW
