November 2009
1 post
“I am a god damn zebra in a pony farm”
October 2009
4 posts
“How old was I? I was so young I had soft skin”
– R
“nah, he wasn’t even 3 seconds.. it was 1, 2. not even a Mississippi.”
D: It feels like years
R: What?
D: I meant ears. I am talking about the handles on this cup.
“Pull out the questionnaire before you pull out the penis”
– R
September 2009
5 posts
“we are all in the same dance floor. Keep moving your feet and don’t step...”
– D on dating
“They can smell I am too old”
– S
“- You and your abercrombie boys.
- Those are Ralph Lauren actually”
“- he thinks he is so good. he acts like a porn star
- he has the personality of...”
“Those girls are lame. They hold the illusion of cool to the outsiders but...”
– SW
May 2009
1 post
“ew he is just 50% XXXXX (former boy) you can’t date him.”
– C.
April 2009
8 posts
“we will be part of the party while the other people pray all the time”
– V.
“He likes this dish soap smell so much, I am thinking of using it as body wash.”
“He looks like a Steve Buscemi character if he played in a movie about porn in...”
– L.
“yeah I missed your call. My jeans are so tight I couldn’t feel my phone...”
– Y.
“that guy should be on where the wild things go”
– D.
“He was orange. Wearing makeup even thou there was no film crew with him.”
– C.
“That kid’s name is xxxx, the one with the flower stamped shirt opened down...”
“This belt was my dad’s. We use the same hole”
– Y.